Yomama is so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yomama is so stupid

 These aren’t all of them, I’m still working on them.

 Yomama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone.

 Yomama is so stupid that she measures her bed to see how long she slept.

Yomama is so fat

These aren’t all of them, still working on it =D

Yomama’s so fat that she had to get baptized at Seaworld.

Yomama’s so fat that when she tripped over the Empire State Building, she landed on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Yomama’s so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

Yomama’s so fat that when she rolled over 4 quarters, she made a dollar.

Yomama’s so fat that the only time she heard of 911 was on the scale.

Yomama’s so fat she has her own area code.

Yomama’s so fat that she eats “Wheat Thicks”

Yomama’s so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yomama’s so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

 Yomama’s so fat that she jumped into the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Yomama fight room

Peace out, this is the yomama fight room, where you tell yomama jokes, and see who runs out first!

This is the yomama jokes ultimate website!

Yo! Welcome to yomamalol.wordpress.com

I hopre you enjoy all the fun stuff there will be!

I am working on a yomama fight room, where you can have yomama fights